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Bitch, bye!

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Ebbene si, torno all'italiano per questa parentesi che ho lasciato in sospeso da troppo tempo. Posso sfruttare FINALMENTE questa uggiosa giornata sotto le coperte dato che sono in malattia ( don't worry, solo preso freddo) e cosa c'è di meglio di un po' di cinismo e amarezza per iniziare un'altra fantastica settimana del 2020??? Bene, cominciamo! TOP TEN BIO DI TINDER 👅💓😏   #10 IL NEGAZIONISTA "Non mi piace viaggiare". "Non mi piace il mare". "Non mi piace fare foto". Pensi "WOW, lui si che è anticonformista", poi sfogli le foto e trovi occhiali da sole, petto nudo e cocktail in mano. Ok, swipe left. #9 IL NOSTALGICO "La ClAsSe NoN è aCqUa Ma VoDkA aLlA pEsCa" Che dire di più? Chi non l'ha mai scritto scagli il primo like! Ok, swipe left. #8 IL BIMBOMINKIA "Rap/drink/fotteunca" Mi spiace, ma la nuova scena trap mi fa proprio seccare tutto. Ok, swipe left. #7 IL SIMPATICONE "Sportivo (nel senso c...

I wish I was a man

Hinterland of Milan (Italy),  Sunday 17th May 2020 Another bad week is finally gone. Trust me, this week was AWFUL. I don't want to bother you, but for the first time in 29 years I really felt disappointed of being a woman. Why? I know, I've worked a lot on myself, I started loving myself the way I am and I'm my biggest fan,  but sometimes you've to face the fact that, with a dick everything would be much easier. You're driving? You're doing it wrong, 'cause you're a woman. You want a promotion? Please, get married or buy another cat. You want to buy your own house? So you're single, right? No man? Just you? You want to travel the world? Watch out, it's dangerous for a girl out there. I could continue for hours. In my case, I'm litterally fighting for my own right to have my apartment ready asap. What's the problem? Well, the problem is that since I'm a young girl I can be "paused" instead other "male" clients can...

Basic instinct

Hello my people, in this rainy day I'm about to write some words regarding  how this lockdown is increasing violence and discourtesy on social media. I'm very upset right now 'cause it's the third time in a day that I have to  EXPLAIN and JUSTIFY  why I feel uncomfortable and embarassed to some strangers on IG. I'm used to post lots of self portraits, more or less artistic, regarding my life and my passions, I don't care what people might think: it makes me happy and I do it. Well, as I wrote, I received several DMs in a day, where some dudes, in a very aggressive and sexual explicit way, judged my pics and myself, simply but putting a label on me and being proud of it. I had to explain that it's NOT CUTE to receive some kind of messages and it's very IMPOLITE to write aggressive judgement to somobody you don't even know but pretend you do. I do not belong to you just because I publish something about my everyday life. I think people p...

Unbreaking the boundaries

Hello everybody! The sun is shining here in Milan, Spring has come and birds are singing. Isn't it great, right? No, it's not. 'Cause we're all locked in our two-room apartments, very comfortable and functional but too small for a pandemic , that's for sure. So here's what is happening in mine. We're four, cat included of course. No doors, except the one of the toilet (thank God!), because my parent's bedroom has a door but it has become a sort of coat tree , while my room, which works also as living room and dining room (and you guess why I'm losing my mind?) has no door. Oh, I forget: if you want to go to the kitchen, you have to cross MY room ad yes, in my room there is the only television of the entire apartment. Isn't it lovely? We need space. We need boundaries to survive. I realized that while doing my smart working this morning. Out of the blue, my father started to sing. He never did that. Never. I was shocked. ...